Click the eye for pictures of biscuits.

Wide eyed lover of country music Steve was added to the line up early 2009 following a chance meeting with Dave, the details of which still remain unclear.

Hailing from the North of the country Steve has played in many a band but nothing had quite prepared him for the strange and beautiful world that is the biscuits.

Friend of the animals and other mythical beings, Tom has been tooting for most of his life and before then was a forest ranger looking for No.3 The Larch.

As Whistling Biscuits prepare for their debut moon gig Tom has been encouraging the pack to practice advanced pilates in Australia.

Tom was once told by someone that they didn't like music and he thought that was a very sad thing.

age - 28.
height - 5'12"
nationality - welsh / uk

hobbies and interests

guitars and cadillacs
gypsyism
giants hunting

personal statement

i am enjoying playing my guitar with whistling biscuits. i hope one day we will play in space. peace love and gypsy magic x

Born an orphaned Wookiee far, far away from home, David Morris, developed skills such as molting and making faces in the mirror. With these newly acquired skills he would stare in sheer awe at the likes of legends Gordon the Gopher and Ren & Stimpy.

Fed up with the mundaneness of living and working as a brillo-pad, Dave had a shave, jumped from the wave of being a slave within a cave. Feeling brave, he began to crave a brand new rave (of which he'd save from an eternal grave).

He now chooses to look quite similar to Jesus (of the 'Christ' variety) in the hope of someone noticing him and giving him some cheese.

I am Rhys. I play drums for whistling biscuits. I am the quiet one and don't have much to say for myself.

Owen Bowley is an alternative way of saying 'big, likes a drink'. This string plucking behemoth can often be found writing odes with hairy people about hairy people.

Although this creature may seem dangerous to approach at first glance, it is a surprisingly calm animal and would appreciate you buying him some sushi. If found, return to Cardiff and play Two Gallants, do not contact the authorities, do not collect £200..